If you break your chair, there's no reason to throw it out. Just fix it the white trash way.
No need to call a locksmith. Create your own lock. No one's gonna break in that house. Always use a number two pencil for added security.
Hole in the ceiling? Don't spackle it -- ball it!
The white trash approach to ping pong.
You can make a handicap ramp yourself. Sure, it's a little steep...
Car repairs are expensive. If you lose a door, fix it like that.
Out of toilet paper? No problem.