You all know Kellogg's All-Bran cereal.
If they got together with the makers of Drano?
These products would merge to create this product, No Braino.
And look, it could be endorsed by Snooki.
Cracker Jack, a great snack any time of the day.
Hormel Chili, one of the best...
Together they would form this product, Crack Hor. That's a bad idea! You do not want your daughter eating Crack Hor.
Outback Steakhouse, a hugely successful restaurant chain.
If they merged with another successful chain, The House of Blues.
Outhouse Blues. That's a bad merger!
Everybody is familiar with the electronic memory game, Simon.
If they got together with the makers of Nips Chocolate Parfait.
They'd make this product, Simon's Nips. They'd be best served chilled.
Little Debbie has been around for years. Who doesn't love Little Debbie?
If Little Debbie merged with the Pepperidge Farm Apple Turnover...
And then invited Twix...
They'd have this product, Little Debbie Turns Twix.
Johnny Rockets has franchises everywhere.
If they merged with Snickers...
And Dots wanted in on the action too...
The three of them together would make: Johnny Snot Rockets.
There are a lot of big mergers in the works that shouldn't be allowed to happen.