You’ve heard of Clamato, the clam and tomato beverage. Another company tried to duplicate that success by taking Corona beer.
They merged with Starkist Tuna.
To make Coruna
With real bits of tuna!
You can’t go wrong with Butterfinger.
They’re in secret negotiations with Kiss My Face lotion.
To make Kiss My Butter Face
Manwich controls the Sloppy Joe industry, but they want more.
They’re thinking about merging with Ragu.
The final product? Man Gu. I don’t think Rick Santorum is going to eat Man Gu.
Here’s a trivia board game all about food, Eat It!
They made an offer with the folks at Sesame Street to merge with Tickle-Me-Elmo.
They created this product, it’s called Eat Me Elmo.
Nothing relieves congestion like Vicks VapoRub.
They are under negotiations with the Chef Boyardee Beefaroni people.
This is Vap ‘O Roni Rub.
Planters nuts are world famous.
Health conscious breakfast fans have made Egg Beaters popular.
So, why not combine these two products to create Nut Beaters?
Ty-D-Bol is probably the most successful toilet bowl cleaner.
They’re making a deal with Don Juan Tequila.
The people at ACTIVON wanted in on this.
They came up with this, Ty-Juan-On.
Whenever I’m in Texas, I get a Whataburger.
They’ve been talking to the folks at Bic pen.
They’re also talking to the Bed Head styling gel people.
They made this product, Whata Bic Head, endorsed by Pauly D.
Special K has been around for a long time.
They’re teaming up with the people at Sanka.
The Old Spice folks want to get involved too.
To make this product, Old Skanka.
Duncan Hines brownie mix has been a favorite in the Leno household for years.
Banquet Chicken Pot Pies are delicious.
They teamed up to make Pot Brownies, endorsed by Ron Paul.
Total wanted to add a little spice to their flavor.
So they got together with A1 Steak Sauce.
They wanted their product to be organic, so they partnered with Whole Foods.
To make this delicious cereal, Total A Whole, endorsed by Mahmoud Ahmedinejad.
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