Products That Should Never Merge!
Cadbury Candy Bars and Laffy Taffy make Cadaffy Taffy! It's even endorsed by brutal dictator Moammar Khaddafi!
Land O' Lakes butter and Muscle Milk make - what else? - Butt Muscle!
Jockey underwear and Jack-in-the-Box make Jock in the Box!
iPod + Mylanta + Self Magazine = I Touch Myself Magazine!
Alka Seltzer, Ore-Ida French Fries and Tetra Mix Fish Food have joined forces to create Alk-Ida Fish Food!
Right Guard, Dominos, Hot Wings and Planter's Peanuts want to merge to create Right Wing Nuts!
Idaho Spuds Instant Potatoes, Axe Body Spray, and Mother's Cookies might join forces to create Idaho, Go Axe Your Mother!
Tidy Cat Kitty Litter, Bisquick Baking Mix and Play Sand might unite to create Cat Quicksand!
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, silverware maker ONeida and Woman's Day Magazine should merge to create I Neida Woman Magazine!
If Bob's Big Boy and Banana Boat Suntan Lotion merged, they'd create Bob's Big Banana Lotion!
Yoplait Yogurt, Yoo-Hoo, A-1 Steak Sauce, Cracker Barrel cheese and Krazy Glue could merge to create Yo, Yoo a Crazy Cracker. It's endorsed by Glenn Beck!
Kix cereal, Soma muscle relaxant, and the Bad Ass Coffee Company could join forces to create Kick Some Ass Cereal!
Kix cereal, Soma muscle relaxant, and the Bad Ass Coffee Company could join forces to create Kick Some Ass Cereal: Navy SEAL edition!