Woman calls police because of a DVD?
Residents attempted to grill a frozen block of hamburger meat over burning rubber tires.
Man put Icy Hot on wife’s vibrator. Divorce pending.
The man said it was over bacon and money.
Bald-headed man charged for stealing hair clippers
God forbid a man should get up and wash a spoon!
He approached two officers and asked them to test his crack pipe.
175-yard chase at speeds of 10-15 miles per hour?
Man jumps into a pond to avoid police, forgets he can’t swim
None of the skunks are involved in criminal activity.
Stole one quarter from the ashtray.
Grandmother said she hadn’t seen her grandson in an hour. Police found the boy in a bedroom.
We still don’t know why the chicken crossed the road.
Was released by pretending to be a 34-year-old black man?
Couldn’t spell his own name?
The victim told police he kept the combination on the bike in case he forgot it.
If you’ve seen this man, please call police.
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