Three $290 bills.
He was reciting the alphabet in his head.
Gee, I wonder how he got caught?
He was “kissing on a drunk chick”
90-year-old woman dreamt of a naked man.
An officer reported the man was “getting down to Kool and The Gang and drinking some of grandpa’s cough medicine.”
Not cooking a steak, cooking a cow.
She was sanding the leg of the chair trying to get it smooth.
A caller wanted to play Jeopardy.
The theft occurred between November and Tuesday.
How does this happen?
Officers discover it was only a burrito.
One-legged man steals three-legged dog.
No word on whether they were ugly.
She allegedly used her three juvenile daughters as traffic pylons.
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