Man told police he recently lost weight and was having trouble keeping his pants up.
Alcohol enema? I’m not quite sure how that works.
OK, I would put it back in the nightstand.
He has a restraining order against the cows?
Administered an anecdote?
She’s a smuggler staying in the Smuggler Inn with SMUGLER on her license plate.
Police arrived and determined the driver was delivering newspapers.
How messy is the room if you can’t find your own daughter?
How do you make this mistake?
Officers could not find the man or the poo.
She never stopped talking.
Officer arrived, and the dog, who had locked the car doors, rolled down a window for the officer.
That’s all the information you need.
Tried to hide it by covering it with pink sheets.
He wouldn’t be able to hold the stop sign and masturbate at the same time.
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