College Kids Skip Mexico, Spend Spring Break at Charlie Sheen's House
These stalkers can be pretty crazy.
This stalker chick looks pretty wild!
If you've got a computer, you've got to know this about your "mamories."
How fat are we getting in this country? This sounds really bad.
You wouldn't want anyone getting injured on their way to the gas chamber.
That guy sure is legendary.
Just my luck!
This is a program for the Spelling Bee.
And here are the "contestents."
I'm sure the neighbors love the private entry code being published!
This is perfect for "Jerry Springer." Perfect for keeping Uncle Bob away.
What a steal!
Mary's children weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
What is "ass water," exactly?
Here a couple dog-sitting rules.
And these are the lovely dogs you'll be dog-sitting!
What a disgusting party accessory!
You must sing about how you won't damage the rental car.
Forget Viagra, just get an arousal can.
At a funeral you want flowers, not a backhoe.
We have no idea what any of this means.
Guys - be careful!
How is the cat filet? Can I get the kitty boiled?
My I have the Crispy Baby with Chili Pepper?
This is a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich squared.
I'm going to have to pass on the chicken dick.
Just one small disclaimer.