Ohioans, don’t use toilet bowl cleaner on your hair.
Call me old fashioned, but I’m going to stick with two.
Laeping To Literacy Night, but look what the principal said:
“I sure hope that sign doesn’t end up on Jay Leno.”
How’s the Surf & Turd?
Ladies, is that the most flattering picture?
Scientists predict doom but are optimists about it
Don’t ban public smoking, say funeral directors. “Yeah, we need the work!”
The Montecito was far superior for what I felt my mother deserved.
Gang of cows?
Bonny Meat Thongs?
What kind of lobster is that?
Beef Round Thing Slices?
Look at before and after. They just turned the car around!
Let’s try the Happy Ending.
Turkey 90% fat?
Looking to get my hands on some jugs.
I was stunned that it took a panel of experts to figure this out.
KITTENS – Free, 7 wks old, 2 white, 2 gay, 1 orange.
I’ve never heard of a cabbit.
What kind of creepy book is this for kids?
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