Feds prove mermaids don’t exist.
Why do dogs bark?
Rooster hanging around KFC?
What is it with Italian Prime Ministers?
Hearing Loss… or maybe just earwax… or maybe just a finger in your ear!
That’s your best memory?
OK, that’s called a radio. It’s not a TV. It’s a giant radio.
Free Doan’s Butt Rub
Spice up your family fun? I don’t want spicy toilet paper!
Gee, I wonder why he doesn’t try no glasses?
2 puffs rectally?
Bad name. Why don’t you come over after lunch?
Help you child?
Professional strippers and look, they do children’s parties.
Time for Headlines! Vote for your favorite!