You get the government you deserve. Not one person voted.
Students arrested in fight at Friendly High.
Maybe that is why she is no longer Miss Congeniality.
Non-working electric blankets. Those are called blankets.
Dog suffering from low self esteem.
What you have there is a radio.
Just Add Meat!
When are they open?
Best Greek: Happy Greek Runner-up: Mad Greek
Rock the night away ‘til 4PM?
We Bathe Regularly
Product of U.S.A. Best Used Before ???
Put that unused swimming pool to use.
There’s nothing like hot coffee by mail.
It’s the other shoulder.
Mallard? So does that make this a turduckin?
Hawaii direct from Phoenix by bus, no passport required.
Isn’t that attractive? Who wouldn’t want a toilet right next to the bed?
Butchered Peasants, $5 each?
To Calm You When Death’s Cold Hand Reaches Out?
Hamsters $1.00 each, call Allen. Hamsters Free call Allen’s mom.
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