It's time for Police Blotter!
This donut violation is unacceptable.
This is a case of homeless chic.
If only we knew what that message could've said!
This isn't the most difficult hunger strike of all time...
A laundry soap scandal!
Not the most effective security guard.
Here's the unmarked squad car.
Report your competition to us...and give us your name too!
At least he remembered to bring ID.
One shot in the head and two in the body should slow him down significantly.
Better late than never.