Man says he failed sobriety tests because he was kissing on a ‘drunk chick’
Apparently Betty is a lot older than we thought.
Death bad for your heart
Court rejects fartillizer plant’s tax appeal
No Canadians please.
We can and will fit it.
What his website doesn’t say is that the degree was in home economics.
I wonder if a fork may have fallen in?
10 lb bag of ice for dessert?
If you’re going to soak your feet, you may want to start with clean water.
I have no teeth.
Live Entertainment? Jonny Cash, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra? Unbelievable.
Deluxe twin coffin set, slightly used but comes with pinetree air freshener.
GE Mammogram dish washer?
Imagine hanging this beautiful creature, this majestic eagle
“Faster, Mom! Push faster!”
Time for Headlines!