Ten Commandments: Supreme Court says some say OK, some not.
City unsure why the sewer smells. What could be causing that?
This sounds horrible. Students cook and serve grandparents. It’s a little gamey.
Your dog is not going to wear that stupid jacket.
More geniuses: New $1 million fire station does not meet city fire code.
New environmental awareness prize would be a Hummer?
If the cops pull you over and you have an unlicensed candy cane, you’re outta there!
The Santa Commode Set: who wouldn’t want to sit on Santa’s face?
I thought I knew all the reindeer, but this last one, Donna, I don’t remember Donna.
Liquor sales at the gas pump. What could go wrong there?
Will "swop" rowing machine exerciser for scale that goes up to 330 lbs.
Who says that there are no jobs in America?
For Sale: Two coffins $75 each, slightly used but not in ground. Hey!
Why does the Veterinarian need an eye exam chart for the dog?
Would like to lease a Pygmy Billy Goat for one month. Call after 7 PM.
Banana splits half off if you bring your own banana?
We keep dumbing everything down… Express line, 15 items is this many.
Always read the fine print: “Fiji Escapes, 8 days and 5 nights.” For the other 3 days you just wander?
Craft Fair, adults under 12 free.
Here’s a helluva deal, men’s swim trunks (slightly soiled). Even the ad is soiled.
This is horrible. Top Alzheimer’s treatment doubles your memory loss.