Planet of the Apes #1 at Box Office: Bachmann Urges to "Pray the Ape Away"
It's okay to drink it, you just don't want to swim in it...
Looks like dad got to the pool first!
The very definition of irony...
That's how you know you live in a dull town.
She can't be too happy about that headline.
What amazing technology!
How rare is that? You can keep your abacus in there.
Do-It-Yourself Bomb Searching
They do things differently in Canada.
Two chicken things are in there!
What a comforting picture...
Why is there a head on her nightstand!
What on earth is a door buster?
This is what happens when children's books are made in China!
Sixty percent of the Tonight Show Band could benefit from this.
"We're getting the wrong crowd in here! They're not tipping or using the valet!"
"Senior luncheon will no longer include lunch." Get outta here!
Your cat is not going to do that.
"I don't need the ladder, I got it!"
Beer cans can fix so many things.
Fix your bike the white trash way.
Combine two things at once!
This vibrator makes for a perfect electric toothbrush.