White House Gives Eggs to Children, Huge Debt to Grandchildren
An Easter egg drop from a helicopter doesn't sound very smart.
I think she's okay.
Hey, thanks for the tip!
It's not the backseat, it's the driver Jay's concerned about.
You will get a free pizza if you buy this house!
Come up with a better caption!
Every dad's nightmare.
Come on down!
We are getting too fat in this country! Do you really need this?!
A barbecue will follow the blessings of the animals.
This is how you know it's fresh.
"I don't allow meth in the house."
"It's in the garage."
We don't watch you people coming in the front door.
It is 8:15 and I'm exhausted!
They probably meant to write "horses."
Who wouldn't want that?
If you say so...
How nice: multiple uses!