What it like?
How creepy is this rabbit statue?
Where’s the carpet?
Where your knees have been strapped to your crotch?
You can read that one yourself.
That kid is really enjoying Easter.
This was in a catalogue. What is that kid doing?
Not quite sure what a lesbian dish is?
What? A guy that cleans the bathroom?
Staten Island Advance, it’s a New York paper written in a New York accent.
Great Family Fun!
Was this written by a divorced guy?
Tends to catch on fire?
“Ms. Johnson, will you come into my office for a moment?”
A coffee table book?
Keep kids away from Scottish people!
“Honey, have you seen the cups?”
Not “cross dressing day.”
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