Party Pooper's Guide

Provide an open bar, but stock it with the cheapest liquor available. Get people sucking down shots early and often.

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Plan a no-holds-barred roast and tell everyone how you really feel.

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Hire a clown, magician, mime or stripper.

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Spread a rumor of layoffs or a new boss.

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Plan physical activities like sumo wrestling, twister or human pyramids.

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Hire a DJ with a 10,000 watt sound system blasting frenetic club music.

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Pick the least inviting venue, ideally a storage facility, warehouse or conference room.

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Hit on the new guy/girl.

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Sponsor a lingerie fashion show.

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Invite your frat buddies.

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Put out a spread of stale chips and nuts along with some questionable dip.

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Honor the guest of honor with a cake shaped like human genitalia.

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