Rockefeller's Christmas Message

CLIP12/09/89

David Rockefeller (Phil Hartman) asks people not to judge the Japanese, because the Rockefellers are just as evil. His Christmas message is not to judge by the color of your skin, but the blackness of your soul. [Season 15, 1989]

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