Zeek's Zingers

If somebody gets up in your grill, you gotta shove 'em back. You gotta get tough Max! Kick some ass, baby!

Drew, get over here. Shake my hand. No - like a man. Jeez!

You didn't move all the way back to Berkeley to serve up whiskey sours to alcoholics. You should be on the other side of that equation.

I love how they call it "automotive recycling" now. What's wrong with "junk"? Junk's an honest word.

You're not going to cry over this piece of junk, are ya?

The point is, when it comes to testosterone, Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.

Pride, pride and glory is what you should be feeling, son, at the bounty of the Braverman libido. You know what a libido is?

Even a Braverman, nay, especially a Braverman, needs to learn to control their gifts. What I'm talking about is moderation. I remember what …

Jabbar? What kind of name is Jabbar?

No pop-a-wheelies! Your dad lost three teeth and a lot of brain cells doing those.

You left your sock in my house, but you took my granddaughter's innocence. I'm going to give you $20 and I want you to fill up your tank and…

I'm an irrational hardass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.

If this van is within a five-mile radius of my house I'll know it, 'cause I can smell it. And then you and I are going to have a visit, and …

You were saying it's all Kristina's fault? 'Cause the Braverman men, you know what I'm sayin', we're strong in the sexual department, son. I…

The whole country's in the toilet. It's not just me!

You seem like a wonderful family. I like you all. But why are you treating my son like a pariah? The only reason I can think of is because h…

You could settle an argument we were having... Was it Adam or Crosby that vomited on your head? It was Sarah! You gotta admit it was funny..…