Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Starbucks' First Black Female COO, Lesbian Nuns

CLIP09/20/17

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about what lesbians and nuns have in common.

Talk and Interview Late Night Highlight

Appearing:Seth Meyers

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Tags: late night, Seth Meyers, Jokes Seth Can't Tell, starbucks, First Black Female COO, Lesbian Nuns

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