Hogcock! and Last Lunch
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Post Date 02/01/13
How To Be a Lizbean!
It's easier to be a Lizbean than you think! All you have to do is care for your personal life the same way you care for your professional li…
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In Liz's case, it means unearthing that dusty, old manuscript and finally finishing the Great American Novel. (Spoiler: one subplot involves…
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Rumored Lizbean Jenna Maroney could teach Liz a lot. After all, Jenna achieved her personal goal of learning Spanish so she could threaten h…
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Lizbeans love preaching their philosophy to others. Liz seeks Jack out to tell him that she plans on being a "dike against the rising waters…
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Lizbeans love fixing up their apartments. Liz paints her walls in a shade of vibrant blue and then smiles at her reflection maniacally.
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Lizbeanism teaches that if bugs fall into your mouth when you're changing your light fixture, you should eat them.
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A Lizbean won't allow a trash bag to get lodged in a tree and obstruct a nice view.
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Instead, a Lizbean will walk right up to City Hall and demand that this piece of litter be removed immediately.
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An elevated Lizbean won't allow the ineptitude of City Hall to stop her mission to get rid of the bag. Instead, she'll take her trusty saw a…
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Lizbeanism isn't always easy, however. Sometimes it involves having a police officer tase you for destroying city property! Alas, it's the …
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