Whitney and Lily are at a coffee house where spoken word poetry is currently underway. The poet on stage does not impress them as he sounds like an "illiterate ghost." Whitney and Lily are shocked to see that the next poet is Lance, Roxanne's ex-husband! Whitney and Lily have hated Lance ever since he cheated on Roxanne and caused their painful divorce. Lance begins his poem; it's a love letter to Roxanne about how much he misses her. Whitney can hardly stand to listen to him, saying "That microphone is gonna get a cold sore within an hour."