Holy crap is that Bay water freezing! Home now. Trying to calm this incessant shivering with my perfect hot tottie. 1 part Irish, 1 part Guyanese -- West Indians make the best damn rum! I'll have to share the recipe some time. It'll knock you on your ass.
So anyway, I've been getting a bunch of questions about my "little black book." I don't really get it, but if you really want to know what Nancy was giving me so much crap about, have a look at my top 10 list. It's kinda like that list people make for what they'd like to accomplish in their lives before a certain age -- just more finite and immediate. (I hear chicks sometimes write lists of things they want in their next boyfriend. That's just scary. I mean, how can any one guy live up to something like that?
So, here it is. I don't think I've quite got them in the right order yet for level of coolness, but you get the idea.
Pace a voi.
GLENN'S TOP TEN LIST OF FIELD PROCEDURES
1. Needle cricothyrotomy
2. Needle bore through the chest/needle thoracostomy
3. Ice-pick intubation
4. Tactical engagement save
5. Fasciotomy
6. Cold saline infusion
7. Baby delivery
8. HazMat save
9. Snake extraction
10. Rapid sequence intubation
