This weekend, our very own Blake Shelton married his country superstar wife, Miranda Lambert. Since I, like most of you, was NOT invited to the wedding (I'll never forget this, Shelton...), I turned to Twitter to see what you would have gifted the happy newlyweds. Your answers were nothing short of amazing:
luchalibrarian: A really fancy hot dog and bun warmer that looked like a dog. All class, everyone loves hot dogs!
Jezziebel: some of those platforms from the '70s so miranda could be as tall as blake.
Ms_Nyce: A bottle of Wild Turkey, Woodford Reserve, and Jim Bean Whiskey.
xBurningChromex: a shotgun & a can of kerosene...'randa will need to keep him in line
JDeschain: Can't go wrong with a sombrero shaped dip bowl. Totally classy, and not obnoxious at all
havocfive: kerosene, whiskey, gunpowder and lead
texasangel88: 2 matching rifles inscribed with there names and date and hunting partners 4 life
dkosakowski: i would get Blake Shelton a honorary Grammy for "Being able to marry Miranda Lambert and destroying millions of mens dreams!"
mike_wood: it would have been monogrammed his n hers guitar picks
aafscott: an extra liver!
natekillion: time delay explosive packet of pollen followed by a slightly more delayed packet of bees. Who's your honeybee now?
ocularnervosa: Shotgun shell shotglasses of course!
ChuckQuizmo64: enough Stetsons for every guest....and whisky...
CapitanDMart: His and hers matching "I Want You" rotating chairs.
yoftheg: liquor store gift card for him and earplugs for Miranda for when he's drunk...so a LOT of earplugs!
drewsangle: a cowbell...because his music needs more cowbell
TwitchdelaBrat: Body armor, Bottle of Jack and a Winchester 12 Gauge. Oh, and a kitten.
And finally, my favorite:
KJStyles: My gift would be a cowboy dressed ninja-unicorn that can help move furniture.
Jezziebel: some of those platforms from the '70s so miranda could be as tall as blake.
Ms_Nyce: A bottle of Wild Turkey, Woodford Reserve, and Jim Bean Whiskey.
xBurningChromex: a shotgun & a can of kerosene...'randa will need to keep him in line
JDeschain: Can't go wrong with a sombrero shaped dip bowl. Totally classy, and not obnoxious at all
havocfive: kerosene, whiskey, gunpowder and lead
texasangel88: 2 matching rifles inscribed with there names and date and hunting partners 4 life
dkosakowski: i would get Blake Shelton a honorary Grammy for "Being able to marry Miranda Lambert and destroying millions of mens dreams!"
mike_wood: it would have been monogrammed his n hers guitar picks
aafscott: an extra liver!
natekillion: time delay explosive packet of pollen followed by a slightly more delayed packet of bees. Who's your honeybee now?
ocularnervosa: Shotgun shell shotglasses of course!
ChuckQuizmo64: enough Stetsons for every guest....and whisky...
CapitanDMart: His and hers matching "I Want You" rotating chairs.
yoftheg: liquor store gift card for him and earplugs for Miranda for when he's drunk...so a LOT of earplugs!
drewsangle: a cowbell...because his music needs more cowbell
TwitchdelaBrat: Body armor, Bottle of Jack and a Winchester 12 Gauge. Oh, and a kitten.
And finally, my favorite:
KJStyles: My gift would be a cowboy dressed ninja-unicorn that can help move furniture.