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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on May 16, 2011 11:00 AM
U.S. officials say Bin Laden kept a daily hand-written journal by his bed, and it's being reviewed right now. There are a lot of surprises. In fact, the last entry says, "Dear diary, hold on, there's someone at the door. I bet it's the pizza guy." That was the very last sentence.

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