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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on May 6, 2011 10:00 AM
The Journal of Animal Ethics object to the term Pet Owner. They say you aren't a Pet Owner, you're a Pet Caregiver. Let me tell you something, I feed my cat, I buy my cat everything he needs, I give him a place to live, a place to sleep, and he still ignores me. I'm not a Pet Caregiver, I'm a Pet Sugar Daddy!

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