The Journal of Animal Ethics object to the term Pet Owner
. They say you aren't a Pet Owner
, you're a Pet Caregive
r. Let me tell you something, I feed my cat, I buy my cat everything he needs, I give him a place to live, a place to sleep, and he still ignores me. I'm not a Pet Caregiver
, I'm a Pet Sugar Daddy
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