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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Posted for Jay on March 25, 2011 10:00 AM
Folks, here is an unbelievable story: in Las Vegas, the Deputy District Attorney, the man who prosecuted Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars for possession of cocaine, has been arrested for buying cocaine, as much as four times a week from a crack dealer. The D.A.! But see, the law is very clear - if you are going to do massive amounts of coke, and flaunt the law and try to get away with it, you better have a hit TV show, buddy.

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