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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Posted for Jay on March 22, 2011 10:00 AM
The National Transportation Safety Board says airline pilots should be allowed to take sleep medication to help them combat fatigue, so they can stay awake during long flights. Let me tell you something: you want to make sure the pilots stay awake, put them in the same seats they have in coach. They will be up the entire flight. I guarantee they will not get any sleep.


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