In Britain, a team of scientists tested over 2,000 pieces of toast to come up with the perfect formula for the perfect piece of toast.
The team found that the bread should be a half inch thick. Toasted for exactly 3 minutes and 36 seconds at 83% of the highest toaster setting. And topped with an ounce and a half of butter, straight from the refrigerator, within 2 minutes of coming out of the toaster... In related story - still no cure for cancer.
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