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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on May 23, 2011 10:28 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4046_051911_mono1.png (Entry Image) Here's a nice story; next month, a 100-year-old Texas woman will get her high school diploma. On the advice of her guidance counselor, she's just going to go to a two-year college. I think that's best; just the two-year degree.

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Posted for Jay on May 20, 2011 11:00 AM
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Posted for Jay on May 19, 2011 1:11 PM
NUP_144784_0022.jpg Corporations spend millions hiring graphic designers to come up with memorable logos. One of the best ways to do that is to use a hidden message or image in the logo. See the number "31," for 31 flavors, hidden in the letters? It turns out that there are hidden messages like these in all sorts of things.

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Posted for Jay on May 19, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4045_051811_mono1.png (Entry Image) Well folks, we're in that television period known as sweeps where shows try to get higher ratings by having special guest stars. Like "The Office" is going to feature Jim Carrey. The show "Breaking In" is going to have Mike Tyson. And on "Maury Povich" Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be stopping by.

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Posted for Jay on May 18, 2011 11:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4043_051611_mono1.png (Entry Image) Ms. Wisconsin has given back her crown and will not compete in the Miss U.S.A. Pageant after being charged with three counts of identity theft. Apparently she tried to pass herself off as Ms. New York, Ms. Texas and Ms. California.

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Posted for Jay on May 17, 2011 1:00 PM
Screen shot 2011-05-17 at 2.15.19 PM.png Do you remember who said: "I get nervous when people sing 'Happy Birthday.' I get nervous when I have to open the presents in front of them."

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Posted for Jay on May 17, 2011 11:10 AM
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We’ve all watched “Battle Of The Jaywalk All-Stars” and said to ourselves, “I know the answer to that!” Are you up for the challenge?

Posted for Jay on May 16, 2011 6:15 PM
PredatororPrey.png (Entry Image) Julie Scardina was here recently - CLICK HERE to see her with a Cheetah Cub. Think you know your animals? Play Predator or Prey and tell us if you agreed with fellow animal-lovers or not...
Posted for Jay on May 16, 2011 11:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4041_051211_mono1.png (Entry Image) U.S. officials say Bin Laden kept a daily hand-written journal by his bed, and it's being reviewed right now. There are a lot of surprises. In fact, the last entry says, "Dear diary, hold on, there's someone at the door. I bet it's the pizza guy." That was the very last sentence.

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Posted for Jay on May 13, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4039_051011_mono1.png (Entry Image) In Florida, a man who escaped from jail was arrested. Then the guy escaped from jail, he's in handcuffs, he escapes from the cops, runs into a Home Depot and asks for bolt cutters to remove his handcuffs. Isn't that unbelievable? A guy goes into a Home Depot and actually found somebody to help him! Has that ever happened?

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