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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on June 9, 2011 11:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4054_060711_mono1.png (Entry Image) As I mentioned earlier, after 20 years the U.S.D.A. has done away with the food pyramid as a dietary guideline. They had to get rid of it because it didn't work. Since they came out with that thing most Americans have turned into food pyramids. Small at the top, wide at the bottom, and filled with food.

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Posted for Jay on June 9, 2011 10:30 AM
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Posted for Jay on June 8, 2011 10:45 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4053_060611_mono1.png (Entry Image) Congressman Anthony Weiner finally spoke to the news media. Apparently he wanted to wait until his pants came back from the dry cleaners.

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Posted for Jay on May 27, 2011 11:00 AM
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Posted for Jay on May 27, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4050_052511_mono1.png (Entry Image) People were wondering how Arnold's housekeeper could have his child without anybody finding out about it. It took 14 years. It's now being reported that the housekeeper lied on the birth certificate. Wait until Trump hears about this! He's going to be furious!

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Posted for Jay on May 26, 2011 9:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4049_052411_mono1.png (Entry Image) Did you see this? Two Jersey Shore cast members got into a fistfight last night in Italy. Ronnie and "The Situation". Both are said to be suffering from brain damage - that was before the fight even started.

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Posted for Jay on May 25, 2011 10:54 AM
who-7.jpg Do you know who said, "I took dance when I was four…and I did a performance…and then I quit." If you know the answer - than you're ready for the latest edition of "WHO SAID THAT?"
Posted for Jay on May 24, 2011 12:32 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4048_052311_mono1.png (Entry Image) Dick Cheney has finished his memoir. I don't want to give too much away, but in the last chapter he tells Luke he's his father.

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Posted for Jay on May 24, 2011 11:30 AM
GuestQuotablesMay9th.png Do you remember who said: "I've always been a big fan of my stomach because I've never had to work on it."

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Posted for Jay on May 23, 2011 11:30 AM
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