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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on August 3, 2011 3:30 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4088_080211_mono1.png (Entry Image) Police in South Carolina found a kilo of cocaine hidden inside a man's prosthetic leg. Police got suspicious when they clocked the guy jogging at 110 mph.

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Posted for Jay on August 2, 2011 1:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4087_080111_mono2.png (Entry Image) Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, you know him, the "Peter Tweeter"…he is allegedly in talks to be a contestant on "Dancing With The Stars." Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the term "Flash Dance" doesn’t it?

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Posted for Jay on August 2, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4086_072911_mono1.png (Entry Image) According to reports, Apple now has more cash on hand than the U.S. government. Which sounds impressive until you realize that Radio Shack has more cash on hand...

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Posted for Jay on August 1, 2011 1:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4086_072911_mono2.png (Entry Image) According to "The New York Post", Russell Brand and his beautiful wife Katy Perry recently hired a hypnotist for their three cats. I know it sounds stupid, but listen; all three cats have completely quit smoking….and lost 25 pounds.

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Posted for Jay on August 1, 2011 10:35 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4085_072811_mono1.png (Entry Image) I found this interesting; only 17% of Americans believe the country is headed in the right direction. Which makes me think it might be time for a woman President. At least a woman would stop and ask for directions.

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Posted for Jay on July 29, 2011 2:35 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4085_072811_mono2.png According to a report in "The Wall Street Journal" human brains shrink as people get older. They say the human brain can shrink as much as 15% as it ages. You know what that means? The cast of "Jersey Shore" is now as smart as they will ever be.

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Posted for Jay on July 29, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4084_072711_mono1.png (Entry Image) The number one movie in the country is "Captain America." Analysts say this movie is successful because it takes place in the 40's and has a retro feel. The film takes audiences back to a time where America could actually fight a war and get out of a depression at the same time. Whole different thing from today.

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Posted for Jay on July 28, 2011 2:30 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4084_072711_mono2.png In Britain, a team of scientists tested over 2,000 pieces of toast to come up with the perfect formula for the perfect piece of toast.

The team found that the bread should be a half inch thick. Toasted for exactly 3 minutes and 36 seconds at 83% of the highest toaster setting. And topped with an ounce and a half of butter, straight from the refrigerator, within 2 minutes of coming out of the toaster... In related story - still no cure for cancer.


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Posted for Jay on July 28, 2011 9:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4083_072611_mono1.png (Entry Image) Here's a frightening story: a man woke up after spending 21 hours in a morgue refrigerator. His family thought he was dead. Another close call for Larry King.

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Posted for Jay on July 27, 2011 2:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4083_072611_mono2.png This heat wave; when is it going to end? The heat wave continues all across the United States… it’s so hot; Justin Timberlake said, “Forget benefits, I’m just looking for friends with air conditioning.” Watch more video highlights from last night's monologue! Click on the video link below.
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