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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Posted for Jay on October 13, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4128_101211_mono1.png (Entry Image) This is an amazing story... A woman gave birth to a baby girl just seven hours after she had completed the Bank of America Chicago Marathon. She ran an entire marathon and later that day gave birth to a baby girl. And since it was Bank of America, they charged her a five dollar fee to withdraw the child. Five bucks!

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More From Last Night's Monologue

Posted for Jay on October 5, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4122_100411_mono2.png Nissan is working with Swiss scientists to develop a car that can read a driver's mind. It will be able to tell what a driver is going to do. That’s going to be tough, don’t you think? Imagine if Mitt Romney is driving… "I go left, I go right…I’ll go down the center of the road.”

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Posted for Jay on October 3, 2011 10:30 AM
Screen shot 2011-10-03 at 10.53.26 AM.png (Entry Image) If you'd like to read your Headlines - take a look at our most recent Headlines gallery CLICK HERE.