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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on August 5, 2011 3:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4089_080311_mono1.png (Entry Image) A new study found that Washington D.C. residents were the top abusers of alcohol, cocaine, and marijuana. Isn't that amazing? But to be fair, if you had to sit through an entire season of Redskins football, you'd need to take the edge off too. Let's not judge.

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Posted for Jay on August 4, 2011 2:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4089_080311_mono2.png In Omaha, Nebraska, police shut down a four year old girl’s lemonade stand because she didn’t have the necessary licenses and permits. She’s four! In response, the girl moved her entire operation to India. She said the regulations here were killing her…she couldn’t make any money…
Posted for Jay on August 3, 2011 3:30 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4088_080211_mono1.png (Entry Image) Police in South Carolina found a kilo of cocaine hidden inside a man's prosthetic leg. Police got suspicious when they clocked the guy jogging at 110 mph.

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Posted for Jay on August 2, 2011 1:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4087_080111_mono2.png (Entry Image) Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, you know him, the "Peter Tweeter"…he is allegedly in talks to be a contestant on "Dancing With The Stars." Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the term "Flash Dance" doesn’t it?

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Posted for Jay on August 2, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4086_072911_mono1.png (Entry Image) According to reports, Apple now has more cash on hand than the U.S. government. Which sounds impressive until you realize that Radio Shack has more cash on hand...

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Posted for Jay on August 1, 2011 1:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4086_072911_mono2.png (Entry Image) According to "The New York Post", Russell Brand and his beautiful wife Katy Perry recently hired a hypnotist for their three cats. I know it sounds stupid, but listen; all three cats have completely quit smoking….and lost 25 pounds.

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Posted for Jay on August 1, 2011 10:35 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4085_072811_mono1.png (Entry Image) I found this interesting; only 17% of Americans believe the country is headed in the right direction. Which makes me think it might be time for a woman President. At least a woman would stop and ask for directions.

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