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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on August 31, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4097_082911_mono1.png (Entry Image) Vice President Joe Biden has been in China meeting with the Chinese Vice President. One embarrassing moment during the trip when he met the Chinese Vice President's children, he said, "What factory do you work in? Those are nice sneakers, did you make those?"

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Posted for Jay on August 30, 2011 10:45 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4097_082911_mono2_web.jpg Beyonce shocked everyone at the VMA's revealing she was pregnant. An even bigger shock? The father…Lady Gaga.
Posted for Jay on August 12, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4094_081011_mono1.png Finally some good news: the price of gas is going down. You know what that means? You can now afford to drive by the house you used to live in, go by the job you used to have, and go see the bank where you used to have money. It's the trifecta of the recession!

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Posted for Jay on August 11, 2011 2:20 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4094_081011_mono2.png There's been huge riots in England the past couple of days. The government is sending in thousands of additional police, but the rioters are not backing down. In fact, I understand the rioters are flying in Laker fans to give them pointers on how to flip over cars…
Posted for Jay on August 11, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4092_080811_mono1.png (Entry Image) According to The National Enquirer, Charlie Sheen is trying to put together an investment group to buy the L.A. Dodgers. Charlie Sheen wants to own the Dodgers. In fact, that may be the only time you hear the word "Dodgers" and "Winning" in the same sentence.

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Posted for Jay on August 10, 2011 2:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4093_080911_mono2.png Eighty-four year old legendary Penn State football coach, Joe Paterno, is ok after being blindsided by a player during practice. Paterno got creamed - but he's up and walking around today. You know something, I would cut that player. If you can't take out an 84-year-old guy with a blind-side hit…please!
Posted for Jay on August 10, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4091_080511_mono1.png (Entry Image) The big movie is "Rise of the Planet of the Apes." It's a pretty amazing story; not only do the apes take over, they actually do a better job with the debt crisis than Congress. Fascinating story.

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Posted for Jay on August 9, 2011 11:25 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4092_080811_mono2.png A couple has been arrested for selling marijuana bongs at the county fair in Pennsylvania. Apparently it’s okay to sell a Snicker's bar, wrapped in bacon between two sticks of butter… But a bong…
Posted for Jay on August 8, 2011 2:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4090_080411_mono2.png (Entry Image) According to CNN, scientists have found indications of water flows, like rivers, on Mars. A sign that water may exist there in liquid form. You thought bottled water from Fiji was expensive; wait until this stuff from Mars comes in. How much is that going to cost?
Posted for Jay on August 8, 2011 10:44 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4090_080411_mono1.png (Entry Image) According to a new study people in their 40's are happier with their sex lives than people in their 20's. Especially if they're in their 40's and they're having sex with someone in their 20's.


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