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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Posted for Jay on July 29, 2011 2:35 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4085_072811_mono2.png According to a report in "The Wall Street Journal" human brains shrink as people get older. They say the human brain can shrink as much as 15% as it ages. You know what that means? The cast of "Jersey Shore" is now as smart as they will ever be.

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Posted for Jay on July 29, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4084_072711_mono1.png (Entry Image) The number one movie in the country is "Captain America." Analysts say this movie is successful because it takes place in the 40's and has a retro feel. The film takes audiences back to a time where America could actually fight a war and get out of a depression at the same time. Whole different thing from today.

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Posted for Jay on July 28, 2011 2:30 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4084_072711_mono2.png In Britain, a team of scientists tested over 2,000 pieces of toast to come up with the perfect formula for the perfect piece of toast.

The team found that the bread should be a half inch thick. Toasted for exactly 3 minutes and 36 seconds at 83% of the highest toaster setting. And topped with an ounce and a half of butter, straight from the refrigerator, within 2 minutes of coming out of the toaster... In related story - still no cure for cancer.


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Posted for Jay on July 28, 2011 9:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4083_072611_mono1.png (Entry Image) Here's a frightening story: a man woke up after spending 21 hours in a morgue refrigerator. His family thought he was dead. Another close call for Larry King.

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Posted for Jay on July 27, 2011 2:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4083_072611_mono2.png This heat wave; when is it going to end? The heat wave continues all across the United States… it’s so hot; Justin Timberlake said, “Forget benefits, I’m just looking for friends with air conditioning.” Watch more video highlights from last night's monologue! Click on the video link below.
Posted for Jay on July 27, 2011 10:25 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4082_072511_mono2.png (Entry Image) A forklift apparently dropped more than a million dollars worth of wine that was about to arrive in the United States. A million bucks worth of wine and the whole thing fell. Kathie Lee and Hoda are inconsolable.

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Posted for Jay on July 26, 2011 1:30 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4080_072111_mono1.png (Entry Image) Authorities in New York City have shut down what they call a ring of high end prostitutes working Wall Street. I think those are called brokers, aren't they?

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Posted for Jay on July 26, 2011 10:30 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4082_072511_mono1.png Twenty-eight percent of parents admit to sexting and sending nude photos of themselves. You know, if that doesn't get kids to stop sexting, nothing will. Knowing that your Mom is doing it…

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Posted for Jay on July 25, 2011 10:00 AM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4079_072011_mono1.png (Entry Image) Rupert Murdoch is 80, his wife is 42. 80 and 42, that's like halftime at a Cleveland Cavaliers game, isn't it?

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Posted for Jay on July 20, 2011 1:00 PM
nbc_tnt_hlt_4078_071911_mono1.png (Entry Image) "Man, what a heat wave we are having right now, especially in the Midwest. People are sweating like Rupert Murdoch trying to explain his phone bill."

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