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NRTaylor1981: Pass out bear skins for all office workers then destroy the office park heater.
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LauraVal: Everyone should bring their own water to work, pee in their soda bottles and eat their road kill geese for dinner.
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MiketheBat: Collect all the used pencil shavings from pencil sharpeners around the office. Use these shavings to form new free pencils!
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Rahenson1: A hotel-style mini-bar would make a fortune. Meredith alone could make you thousands a year.
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TheOriginalAMoney: Instead of taking time to cut the paper, let the customers cut it themselves.
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CarlJr: Install exercise bikes that generate power so that the employees must pedal to keep the electricity going. You also get everyone to …
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BeeswaxNotYours19: Install pay toilets. This will not only generate extra income, but will also cut utility costs as employees drink less wa…
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Jkendall: Anyone who has a job that a monkey could do, you fire. Who do you hire to take those jobs? Monkeys. They will work for peanuts. Li…
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Ch0c0b0_sage: Tissues are extremely wasteful. Instead, use your necktie or blouse to blow your nose.
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PamBeeslynJim: Fire any worker who can't lift his weight in beers.
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Leannathelovely: Recycle all used office supplies into useful weaponry to thwart off evil-doers and time wasters.
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PookyJihad: Put traps inside the vending machines to catch the change.
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Tlynn925: Put clear plastic sheeting over the windows to keep the hot air in the building.
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Allysoy: Save money by not wearing socks or shoes. The feet heat will radiate upwards and cut heating costs probably in half.
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Dreamstruck: Start charging employees for air intake - the air inside of this office is company property and by using it they are effectivel…
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Heath3rr: Dwight can start cutting costs by having an hour of dark time, where the power is shut off, and everyone in the office uses glow s…
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Quinnlev: Paper towels can be washed and re-used in the break room.
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KaraKirby: In the summer, instead of air conditioning, open the windows around the office. Have employees take turns being the human fan for…
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Mriles20: Set up a series of mirrors to reflect light from outside throughout the office, eliminating the need for lights.