Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology

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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
Wallace originally envisioned Suck It as what can only be explained as: "toy picker upper." He and his son even wrote a song about it.
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
The lyrics said it all: "It's a mess, what a mess. Whatcha gonna do? You're gonna take out your Suck It and you suck it!"
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
But with so much time on his hands to think, Wallace soon realized Suck It's possibilities were endless. It could be used beyond just toys!
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
Say a customer spills her pina colada at a bar, but the busy bartender doesn't have time to mop it up. What does he do? He Sucks It!
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
An aging man still enjoys golf, but his hip arthritis makes it difficult to bend down and retrieve the ball from the cup. So he can Suck It!…
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
Oh no! There's a fire and your extinguisher is broken! Don't panic. Suck It. The vacuum may catch on fire itself. Just throw it in the tub.
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
Bees are making tasty honey in your garden. You'd love to get your hands on it, but you're scared - you ain't no beekeeper. So you Suck It!
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
You've stumbled upon radioactive waste, but you don't feel like calling the EPA. So you get out your Suck It and you suck it!
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
You think you're trapped in your home because of heavy snowfall? Well you're not, because you can Suck It!
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Suck It: Miracle of Modern Technology
Mosquitoes impede your dreamy picnic. Don't let pests win; tell 'em to Suck It! When you Suck It you get control back. And that's a fact.