Pam's Rules of the Road

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Tip #1: A good driver doesn't get angry when someone cuts them off. I like to imagine it's a pregnant woman racing to the nearest hospital. …
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Tip #2: I always like to keep snacks in the car in case the kids get fussy when we're stuck in traffic. Note: Works with husbands, too.
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Tip #3: On the highway, I set my cruise control 3 to 5 miles over the speed limit. That's what I like to call "The Beesly Zone." Not too slo…
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Tip #4: There should be a law against eating and driving. And texting and driving. Really, anything and driving. Except singing. If singing …
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Tip #5: Knees at 4 and 8 does not equal hands at 10 and 2.
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Tip #6: Connecting your phone to a Bluetooth device is a great way to talk hands-free.
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Tip #7: Does anybody know how to connect my phone to a Bluetooth device?
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Tip #8: Always obey posted signs. Except for that "no right turn" on Fuller. That one's just pointless.
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Tip #9: I think yellow lights should have a countdown timer like on a cross-walk. The way it is now, the yellow light is just sneering, "Do …
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Tip #10: Speed limits are not speed suggestions. I learned that the hard way. What can I say? I used to have "lead Keds."
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Tip #11: Never get into a car with Meredith.
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Tip #12: The seatbelt needs to go on before the beeping starts. Before, Jim. BEFORE.
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Tip #13: The pedestrian is always right, even when they're in the wrong. Kinda like my mother-in-law. Zing! I'm here all week, folks.
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Tip #14: I have a sneaking suspicion that the "change your oil every 3,000 miles" is an invention of the oil companies. Nah, they're looking…
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Tip #15: On a hill, always remember to set the parking brake. When Jim and I first started dating, we used to park in really romantic spot…