Meredith's Vacation

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Meredith's Vacation
I wasn't trying to take a vacay, but when I stumbled upon a wide-open cottage for sale at Crystal Lake, I took it as a sign and set up camp …
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Meredith's Vacation
The place was classier than Ruby Tuesday. The water wasn't turned on though, so I had to lug some in from the lake to put in the whirlpool.
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Meredith's Vacation
I sunbathed naked on the dock every day. Tan lines are trashy, am I right? A bunch of the neighbors stared. I had two words for 'em: you're …
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Meredith's Vacation
At night I thought I was hallucinating, but realized it was just fireflies. So trippy. They reminded me of the strobe lights at Club Twisted…
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Meredith's Vacation
Eventually the real estate agent showed up and called the cops on me. But whatever, it was worth it! Best vacay since that condemned cabin i…