Erin Hannon's Guide To Lice

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Erin Hannon's Guide To Lice
So you got lice. Or, as I like to call them, the ole head hoppers. Well you don't have to be burdened forever. Take it from me.
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Erin Hannon's Guide To Lice
Growing up, I had lice 22 times. And though I loved my little head buddies, I know what a nuisance they can be.
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Erin Hannon's Guide To Lice
If you get them, no one wants to be your friend. Adoption? Forget about it. No one will play with or even hug you. And a million little lice…
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Erin Hannon's Guide To Lice
Some people think only poor people get lice. Or dirty people. But anybody can get lice. They don't discriminate. Actually, we could really l…
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Lice are spread by sharing head things. So don't share your hats or combs, though we had to share the communal pillow in the orphanage.
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You also might want to avoid other head-related behaviors like head butting, head banging or going head-to-head. Use noogies at your own dis…
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Lice feed on blood. It's like every day is Halloween and they're little Draculas trick-or-treating on your head. Your blood's all the fun-si…
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To get rid of lice in your house, wash all fabrics in hot water and you'll boil them away. If it helps, think of the washing machine like a …
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You should also vacuum everything. But don't vacuum your head. It hurts and it takes a while for your hair to grow back. Learned that the 14…
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To de-louse your head, you need to declare all out war on your scalp. You can use special shampoos or mayonnaise. Just don't reuse it after.…
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After a few hours, wash them out of your hair. I like to sing a song while I do it. "The itsy bitsy head louse climbed up onto my head, down…
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put my head under the faucet and washed out the mayonnaise, then the itsy bitsy head louse climbed onto my head again..." Like I said, I ha…
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Beware of re-infestation. Head lice can be tricky. But you should take it as a compliment. It means your head is a really good place to live…
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That's my way to get out of a louse-y situation! Ta-da! You're lice free!