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Fact: Dwight Schrute can raise and lower his cholesterol at will.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute owns the tux his grandfather was buried in.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute owns several pairs of fake ears.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute has never been sick a day in his life.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute can play "For the Longest Time" by William Joel on his recorder.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute drives a 1987 Pontiac Trans Am.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute has a purple belt in Goju-Ryu karate.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute's favorite film is "The Crow."
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Fact: Dwight Schrute has the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute performed his own circumcision.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute was shunned by his family from the age of four until his sixth birthday for forgetting to save the excess oil from a ca…
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Fact: Dwight Schrute cannot spell the word "failure."
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Fact: Dwight Schrute's knowledge of German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
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Fact: The rooms at Dwight Schrute's bed and breakfast feature three themes: America, irrigation and nighttime.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute maintains a hidden arsenal of weapons around the office, including pepper spray, nunchucks, throwing stars, a stun gun,…
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Fact: Dwight Schrute believes that citizens do not accept gifts for being citizens.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute is good at framing people and animals.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute's feelings regenerate at twice the rate of a normal man's.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute is too strong for your language; he has his own. A language of grunts called Schrutanese.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute is better at hiding than deer are at vision.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute was salesman of the month 13 out of the last 12 months.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute is faster than 80% of all snakes.
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Fact: In the 7th grade, Dwight Schrute was in "Oklahoma!" He played Mutey the Milkman - a role created for him.
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Fact: Dwight Schrute is fast - somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.