Dwight's Accountability Booster

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You parked over the line in your parking space, numbskull.

You engaged in too much irritating small talk, windbag.

You made an accounting error. You're worse than Kevin!

You skipped a mandatory building safety meeting. Insurgent!

You sent out an order before we received payment. This isn't a charity!

You arrived to work 3 minutes late. You're not a fashion model!

Your shipment was late, you unreliable oaf!

You slurped your soup like a juvenile delinquent.

You spent too much time Tweeting, and none of them were even funny.

You failed to follow up on a sales lead, you lazy desk potato.