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By Creed on June 14, 2007 at 13:43
Winning is everything when it comes to Russian Roulette.
I tore my rotator cuff. I always hated that thing.
Screw parasailing, man. Make the handicapped sail like the rest of us.
I’m really bad at remembering birthdays. I think mine’s in June, but who knows?
I’ll take the moon over the sun any day of the week.
Man, what ever happened to Zaire? That place was crazy!
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 23-26-30
By Creed on June 7, 2007 at 19:39
Boxers or thiefs? Who wants to know?
This might not be “Peacie,” but I think we should segregate the ghost population from the living. Thoughts?
I’d chew ice cubes all day if they weren’t so sharp.
If you want to be a good hitchhiker, you’ve got to think outside of the thumb. Don’t just stand there when you could be dancing.
Types of girls I like: Brazilian, Ukrainian, South African, Canadian [the further North, the better], short, Wisconsin.
You’d be surprised to know how many passports I’ve got.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 23-20-26
By Creed on May 31, 2007 at 18:06
Where’s Thousand Island? I’ve got some vacation time saved up and it sounds like a delicious place to visit.
Root beer floats. It does. I’ve tested it.
There’s a fat man that sits by me. He has some sort of jar of multi-colored power beans. I need those beans, man.
The last thing I want to deal with at work is people.
I’m thinking about buying a horse. Great for transportation and once you’re done with it, you’ve got about seven days worth of meals.
Never trust mailmen.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 20-22-36.
