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By Creed on July 5, 2007 at 13:58
Toes are a luxury, not a right.
I fought in the Korean War. For both sides.
If you ask me, the quick money’s in billiards.
I love the smell of gasoline right after you light it on fire.
Restaurants were created to take advantage of the lazy. If you’ve got a forest and a lighter, you’ve got dinner.
I like my women LOUD.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 3-22-26
By Creed on June 28, 2007 at 13:04
Who decided that pigs are for eating but rats get a free ride?
I’d play the lottery if they let me pick the balls.
Television hasn’t been good since “The Goldbergs.”
I’ve played Monopoly in real life and bankruptcy is a lot harder to get out of than the game makes it seem.
Music really makes me want to sing, man.
They should rename the Virgin Islands. That was an expensive mistake.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 36-22-62
By Creed on June 21, 2007 at 13:39
I turn all kinds of things into pies.
Who hasn’t lived in a cave at one point or another? That’s what they’re for.
You say diabetes, I say diabetos.
Give me a mug and some beans and I’ll find a way to make your damn coffee.
Every time I step on a nail, I thank my shoes for doing their job the best they could.
I’d grow a beard but I don’t have the time.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 33-26-30
