By Creed on August 16, 2007 at 13:17
I'm a romantic guy. Always have been. Fell in love for the first time in the fourth grade with the Truancy Officer. Ever since then, Iâ€™ve had a thing for women with badges. Cops, security officers, DEA -- doesnâ€™t matter to me. Theyâ€™re all foxy.
Love is tricky. It makes you do crazy things. Back in â€™73, I got into a love triangle. Love pyramid, really. Put $6,000 into a cigarette resale venture and just waited for the dough to start pouring in. It never did. Lost my savings for a shot with the DePalma sisters, but it was worth it. Iâ€™ve still got some old smokes sitting in a storage shed up in Delaware. Itâ€™s my little reminder of the price of love.