You may have noticed it's been many moons since I last posted.  It's not because I haven't had any thoughts.  Trust me - I've had tons.  More than normal actually, thanks to that stint on peyote.  And I'm 40-90% sure I posted them all.  The only logical explanation: government censorship.  It's a real drag, man.  But I refuse to let The Establishment keep me down.  The people have a right to Creed Thoughts!  Here's a few that have been hanging around my cranium lately:

Buying a zoo in this economy is a pretty crappy idea, but it's a lot better than buying the farm.  (Cause that means you're dead).

Chalk outlines are not just for tracing bodies.  They also make excellent listeners.

If something's not funny, I assume that means it's for kids.  But that would mean war is for kids, so maybe I'm wrong.

Lately I've been thinking about getting rid of my leather couches, and bringing in a couple of cows to sit on.  It's way more organic and would provide a real conversation piece.

Today I took a long hard look in the mirror and wondered, is it too late to become a mirror salesman?

I think the greatest compliment you can give to someone you first meet is, "You look way better in person than you do in binoculars."

People say smoking is poison, but those people don't seem to be aware that poison can be delicious.

Reminder: Move bricks from Scranton to Farmville.