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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?