The Unity Concert is finally happening! Here are some of the games, booths and tents you should be sure to check out...
Stop by the bazaar for cool items by local artisans. WARNING: Sheila Stromthrumand's "Broken Glass" earrings are indeed 100% just shards of broken glass, as she is legally required to inform you.
THE COUNCILMAN DEXHART MEMORY GAME
Play the game of memory and win a prize. The game: can you match the Bill Dexhart sex scandal with the date on which it took place? The prize? A date with Bill Dexhart. Booth sponsored and hosted by Bill Dexhart.
PAWNEE, EAGLETON AND THE WAMAPOKE: A MURAL HISTORY
Not suitable for children under the age of 10, those with heart problems or anyone who wants to be reminded of the harsh reality of the past.
You can get your face painted like TWO of your favorite Pawneeans and Eagletonians! After all, you don't have two halves of your face for nothing!
JJ will be making his world famous waffles for you right here at the festival. Plus, for the first time since the embargo was lifted, he'll be serving them with Eagleton brand Maple Syyyrup - "It tastes so good, it's fake!"
Come see headliner Johnny Karate on the Children's Tent main stage! He'll be performing all of his hits... LIVE! Including "Karate Chop Master," "Sugar Sandwich," "Snot Patrol" and "A Thousand Bagillion."
And in case you have any questions, just visit Unity Concert expert Craig Middlebrooks in the help tent. But remember that, despite the volume and intensity of his voice, he genuinely wants to help you.